Truth about Santa Claus debunks ‘Santa God’. God evolves from Santa.– the theory of “Time Cube”
Your father was a fish. You evolved from an egg laid in water, fertilized by a...– the theory of “Time Cube”
There is absolute proof that You are a personified pyramid.– the theory of “Time Cube”
stef the bowl of spin vann gersan says: me and teresa were one of the first...– stef liked me a lot in year 9
email@example.com said (9:39 AM): mom just booked our wedding reception ...– AHAHAHHA. again, waking up to these is the best part of my day ;)
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but... →
justanotherholeinthecheese: ballistik696: truthordare: markley: laurishly: Seriously, THIS WILL WORK. Fucking genious. That really is genious. I wish I had a penis just so I could try this~!
I find too often in the wrestling business, you just wrestle, get to the hotel,...– Owen Hart (via captaincook) Such awful irony :(
firstname.lastname@example.org said (3:02 PM): ur so gay– i enjoy logging in to find stuff like this :)
I'M BORRREDDDDDDDDDD SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING...
physics-love: Danfandango about Josh ey ey ey? P.S. I just watched the movie Fandango - it wasnt that good. Van Hitler Son about Fried Bread? I have absolutely no idea what any of this means aahahahah
My neck is covered in glue right now
because I’ve ben attempting to learn an awesome magic trick all night. So far, it’s not looking very good :(
One who eats a swine gets a flu– Danni the Pork (via physics-love) HAHAHA am I “Danni the Pork”?! I hope I am!
Everyone is going crazy about Swine Flu in...
and now it has been confirmed that the school next door to my house is being closed down because a student has it. :S:S:S
There's vomit on his sweater already.
damnitspam: shiznititssarah: bamfegan: itscaseynotkc: nooooooooelthats8os: the-best-on-mars: Mom’s spaghetti. He’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud. he opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out. he’s choking, how everybody’s joking now
My art teacher suggested "men at work" as the...
And she didn’t mean the band. :S
HE WALKS FOR MILES INSIDE A PIT OF DANNNNGUUUHHH`~!!!
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cianbarton:shazsays:imaginaryordinary:helloastronaut:montanaonthecoast:bbones:(via illain) Reblog/ Fill this out so people know who you are. Name: daniella porcaro Nickname: danni, danz, dunz, poo, poocooroo, bambi, dan fan dango, danzi, etc. Tumblr Name: sexualpredator Age: 17 Birthday: 14th of march Location: adelaide, australia Current school/job: finishing year 12 High school: st....
mliaverage: Today I absentmindedly put my right foot in my left shoe. I looked down and took it back off. Wow, your life IS average :O