“Of course he’s in my head, he’s a 9 time World Champion and he’s not right mentally; there’s something intimidating about that. But the important thing is that I am in his head; not many people can get that far with Randy Orton.”—A lesson in putting yourself and your opponent over with Wade Barrett.
“Alright, kid, this is it, I’m done hacking your show and bumping your ratings, it’s not like I’m at work, I don’t need to make anyone look good. I’m gonna say this one last thing, and then I am out - just like fauxhawks and barbed wire tattoos, I am out for good. You had your chance at Vengeance at my title, and you blew it. Harder than Dan Rodman you blew it, so you need to round up Big O, round up Chiapetta, your dad, your tears, your Bieber poster, chucks and BLL’s, find some chicks who are NHE and DTF and don’t mind your ED. ‘Cause unlike you, the party is over. And don’t blame yourself, kid - I’m bigger than all of this. I’m hotter than the A-list, sicker than the remix, and we all know those dates you go on - just like your internet title - aren’t real, what the hell are you gonna do when there’s no show for me to steal? There is only one… hashtag… heel. Later marks.”—Dolph Ziggler on Z!TLIS, episode #37 (via rilayo)