“I’ve never understood why certain wrestling promoters think that wrestling fans want to see something other than wrestling. If you want to see someone get their clothes ripped off, go to a strip club. If you want to see a modeling contest, watch a modeling contest. If you’re a wrestling fan, you want to see wrestling. Why can’t women do the same thing as the men, and have it portrayed in the same way as the men?”—Dave Prazak (via femaleriot)
MATT HARDY IS GOING ALL CRAZY BY POSTING SUICIDE NOTES ALL OVER TWITTER D:
This just in: Matt Hardy is a dick. But seriously, he’s outdone himself this time. Even if (and this is a big if) he wasn’t being ~literal~ and was just trying to debut a new persona or something, where the fuck did he think he was going to use it? You’re unemployed, bro. Nobody in their right mind would hire you right now. DIXIE doesn’t even want you.
So apparently Matt Hardy pretended he was going to kill himself while I was at uni...
I don’t get it tho. How is that even a good work? Was he trying to make a point?
"Haha you guys thought I was insane! But I’m not! I’m actually a completely sane guy who spends all his time trying to fool strangers on the Internet into thinking that he’s insane with no apparent ulterior motives! And you fell for it!! I bet you guys feel pretty silly right now, don’tcha? Now excuse me while I go and explain to the fucking COPS at my house that this was all kayfabe. I’m sure they will understand. They will probably even ask for an autograph!"
I came home today to find one of those little slips of paper that delivery people leave saying that they tried to deliver a package for me but nobody was home so I have to go pick it up from the post office after a certain time.
Mick Foley promos ftw, I fucking love the Cane Dewey one, it blew my mind when I first saw that. A true art form.
Absolutely! Anyone who debates whether wrestling is really art just has to watch Foley speak for a few minutes to be sold on the idea. I can recite the entire Cane Dewey promo off by heart haha. I WILL NEVER DO THIS ASSIGNMENT
it’s your Uncle Grambo here. I just wanna tell you dudes out there it’s time to stop telling the ladies how to do their thing. I know you’re a Nice Guy™ and you think you’re just trying to tell her how much you respect her and that she doesn’t need to appeal to Those Jerks, but for real bro, STFU. As the man once said, Ladies is Pimps too. They can handle their own business. If Eve Torres didn’t want to booty-pop before her moonsault, she probably wouldn’t do it.
Pop on, baby girl, pop on.
This is why thesquaredcircle is one of my favourite blogs guyz.
“World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Scotty Goldman (Scott Colton) as of February 20, 2009. WWE wishes Scott the best in all future endeavors.” FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU ALL SO MUCH.
I have been going through my really old posts on here (to avoid doing homework) and can’t stop cringing. There’s nothing worse than realising that you were a really big douche bag less than three years ago.
Anyway, I’ve just hit the point where my blog turned from misc. teenage girl blog to wrestling blog, commemorated by some really angry posts about Triple H winning the title for the 13th time and Cabana being fired. Lolololol.
I have a small break in between classes so I’m going to spend it lying on the grass, eating sushi and watching Toshiyo Yamada & Manami Toyota vs Dynamite Kansai & Mayumi Ozaki from Dream Slam II (one of my favourite tag team matches ever. Not just women’s tag matches, but tag matches in general).
Okay wow this is really awkward now guys. The Sudanese guy in my class (he has three wives!) is talking about how he thinks women shouldn’t explore their sexuality because they need to appear ‘respectable’, and the lesbian with really cool hair who sits in front of me is freaking out. My lecturer is trying to tell them they are both right haha. What is this.
The girl sitting two seats away from me just put her hand up and told our lecturer that she thinks it’s important that women learn “the things they are supposed to learn” because otherwise nobody will marry them and they won’t make “good mothers”. And she wasn’t joking.