i’m going to start replying to everything husky harris posts on twitter and hopefully it’ll get to the point where he has to block me because i creep him out too much and he’s sick of reading about the effect he has on my vagina
I watched my first one by his side when I was 6 years old and I watched last year’s with him even though he isn’t into wrestling anymore.
It’s just our thing.
But he is moving to London on March 28th, four days before ‘Mania which means this year I’ll be watching it without him, and that makes me really, really sad. I don’t want my brother to leave and I especially don’t want him to leave before I have one last chance to rub my unabashed Cena fangirling in his face :(
Eve gives him chlamydia, he dies during a really emotional tribute show that recounts his long, illustrious career, he disappears for a few months before RISING from the dead and returning during an Eve vs. Cena match (the headline of Night of Champions) with his new gimmick which is basically that he is chlamydia now.