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I remember my nine year old-self being horrified when this happened. What a good time.

Now, I look back on it with hilarity - mainly because of what Matt Hardy was doing whilst his brother and girlfriend were being slaughtered by the Undertaker.

So, apparently all of that talk about killing himself was actually just the beginning of the new genesis of the start of the genesis of the beginning of the dawn of the genesis of McMattyFatty.

MATT HARDY IS GOING ALL CRAZY BY POSTING SUICIDE NOTES ALL OVER TWITTER D:

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captaincrissma

This just in: Matt Hardy is a dick. But seriously, he’s outdone himself this time. Even if (and this is a big if) he wasn’t being ~literal~ and was just trying to debut a new persona or something, where the fuck did he think he was going to use it? You’re unemployed, bro. Nobody in their right mind would hire you right now. DIXIE doesn’t even want you.

So apparently Matt Hardy pretended he was going to kill himself while I was at uni…

Seriously?

I don’t get it tho. How is that even a good work? Was he trying to make a point?

“Haha you guys thought I was insane! But I’m not! I’m actually a completely sane guy who spends all his time trying to fool strangers on the Internet into thinking that he’s insane with no apparent ulterior motives! And you fell for it!! I bet you guys feel pretty silly right now, don’tcha? Now excuse me while I go and explain to the fucking COPS at my house that this was all kayfabe. I’m sure they will understand. They will probably even ask for an autograph!”

Ughhh.